Damsel in Distress.

Impossible. The only word that can describe my chances of rescuing my damsel in distress. My lover, this naive and helpless lady was captured by her own foolishness. The only person who has the ability to rescue her is myself. Before I got to her I would have to go to a gigantic fire breathing dragon stronger than ten oxes. It seemed as if i was barking up the wrong tree but.. come hell or high water by god I was going to daringly rescue this maiden. Walking through a dark cave I finally met face to face with the horrible beast." I could whip you with one arm tied behind my back!" I yelled out at the dragon. At the drop of a hat I was on him like flies on stink, and like a knife through hot butter I gutted him like a pig. When it came clear that there was no danger ahead I approached my lady and untied her from a wooden post. Now it would be the time to swim against the tide and re track through the treacherous cave. Running like hell near the end of the cave we were ambushed by hundreds of tiny flying dragons. I didn't wait a second before I pulled out my trusty bow and arrow and started letting them off. The tiny dragons were dropping like flies and then damsel and myself were untouched. We darted out the end of the tunnel into the light. It seems as if this "impossible" task was not so impossible after all and the two of them lived happily ever after.